small titties

small titties are the best kind of titties, they are not something you should be afraid of. small titties are amazing, and if you don't agree then fuck you.

Person: Hey u got small titties
Y/N: and I'm proud cause lildarkiesswag on tiktok told me they are perfect :)

by Lildarkiesswag on tiktok July 9, 2021

Handled Like Titties

The task at hand was dealt with.

Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."

Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."

Did you see the Warriors defeat the Lakers last night? The Warriors won, 111-82! The Lakers got "handled like titties!"

by Verses 11:48 June 18, 2011

Paper bag titties

Tits of a below average size. When view from side they resemble a flat paper bag.

Wow... His wife is pretty hot to bad she has paper bag titties.

by scott322 November 22, 2013

SMACK DEM TITTIES!

-Waaaaatuuuuush!-

Dylan "IM GONNA SMACK DEM TITTIES!"
Nicole "Can I see your nips?"
Dylan "What?"
Nicole "Nothing, You heard nothing..."

by Lucian is Black April 8, 2015

Dairy Queen Titties

When you pour hot wax on a girl's titties so they look like dipped Dairy Queen cones

"I heard she had some Dairy Queen titties last night"

by LarryB2015 June 6, 2015

The Goat's Titties

The Goat's Titties

Man, that weed was the goat's titties.

by Lè Beef August 21, 2018

bbq sauce on my titties

Something to say to a girl men you're horny. Makes them cum much faster and it will turn them on! Also a good word to call your grandparents, it will turn them on really fast so that its easy to have sex with them after.
Donald Trump said "bbg sauce on my titties" when he fucked his wife to get his child.

guy: hey babe, bbq sauce on my titties!
girl: Omg baby! Youŕe making me cum soo fast aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
guy: thats what I like to hear;)
girl: Baby spit in my ear!

by gay nibber fuck March 8, 2019