Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015

ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"

"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly

by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 1, 2021

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone

We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato

by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 1, 2021

Potato Picker

A common and friendly swedish slur often used against friends

Shut up you dam potato picker

by Affe Banana September 8, 2023

potato delight

A noxious substance that often causes cancer, or aggressive face punching odors.

A friend of mine was examining my rectum. And may or may not have found some potato delight.

by Jeff4206996 September 4, 2023

Muncie Mashed Potato

Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick

“Dude last night I did the Muncie Mashed Potato

by DUCKBOYDAOIL April 16, 2024