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cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex
Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.
by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021
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American Pieing

The act of having sexual intercourse with a pie, followed by being caught by your father who may or may not be Eugene Levy
“I was American Pieing on the weekend, It was very messy”

“What circular fruit or meat filled pastry is best fit for American Pieing”
by Itzbailz November 16, 2024
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Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them
Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie
by auroralotus December 3, 2022
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Key lime pie

The act of inserting limes into your partner's rectum, and you plus multiple other men ejaculate into the hole. Spoons are distributed, and the key lime pie is eaten
by Shrek33sander May 8, 2016
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pocket pie

The sexual act where two men are together and one man ejaculates into the other man's pocket
George and Jerry were horny and hungry and they decided to make a pocket pie
by Oh boy 1997 August 24, 2022
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weird pot pie

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.
Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie
by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017
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Pie

A very wealthy, upper-class person. Can be a male or female. Males are mainly always dressed in button-downs followed by a cashmere sweater vest and prada shoes, Females can be seen wearing fur vests and Jimmy-Choos. They have no regard for people around them just primarily their blackberrys and IPhone 4S's. They mostly always have shit looks on their faces and will growl at you if you cut them in line at Starbucks for their daily Triple Grande Espresso, or cut them off in the parking lot at Bagels-4-U.
Person 1: Bro, do you see his shoes?
Person 2: PRADA!? Dude, pie.
by NathyLight November 13, 2011
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