The warmest part of the year. Men grow mustaches and shave their beards. It is the male equivalent of hot girl summer.
by Giggled95036 August 08, 2022
The act of becoming the person on the top left of your facebook 'Who's Online' display, hence the person you speak to most on the social network site.
by Reggae Mother May 25, 2011
A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible
Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?
by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022
by Yer Man Here April 27, 2009
by Shxncho September 27, 2022
The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.
I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!
by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025