Rule 1336 

If a game exists, somebody is terrible at it.

Scrub - Man, how can anyone suck at Wii Party?
Meme Reptillian - Rule 1336, brother.

Rule 1336 by Sudura June 30, 2016

Rule of Fist 

Never put anything bigger than your fist inside you, unless you're being paid for it.

Did you hear about Brooke? She broke the Rule of Fist and haD to have her mom drive her to the hospital on Christmas Eve, whole family was over.

Rule of Fist by MrTastie April 13, 2017

RuneScape 

A Free to Play MMO RPG that is very addicting.

RuneScape? I think you mean RunEscape from life!

RuneScape by DracoDolor August 4, 2017

Rule 101 

Any rules after rule 100 are not applicable and are invalid.

(Female walks in on guy masturbating)

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: Rule 101

Rule 101 by The Rule Masters April 23, 2018

Ruler ref 

The guy who tells both contestants how small their dicks are in comparison to the portion of the male population who doesn't participate in the dick measuring contest, but not until after the contest is over and measurements have been recounted to the micrometer.

Guy 1-The ruler ref doesn't know who won, he says we both have a small dick in comparison to most males. That's not gonna stop me from finding out who won by the next recount.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.

Ruler ref by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

runescape 

Horrible game that draws young kids into completing characters. Peoples been playing this for close to 15+ years some of them addicted to the point where they will sell their stuff, drugs, or bodies for in game currency. People don't realize when you sit for 12 hours in a computer chair with out moving, that you are crippling your body. You can form blood clots in your legs and when you stand they can go to your brain or lungs which will cause you to die. in my years of playing I always put my legs up on the desk to keep them elevated. also take a good long thought about the colors in the game you are seeing. when you stare into that false world for that long of time it really messes with your vision such as color blindness and epilepsy. last time i played a few months ago i tried to buy a bond on EOC (runescape 3) and i was paying like 50 mill with out any selling so nobody is even playing anymore its all robots. i havent played since. i think of the years ive been playing when i could have been bonding with my brother. this game made me totally forget about him. i wasnt even calling him. when i log in now days i take 1 look at the screen and say " what am i doing?" and log out. then i go do something active.

Runescape has took years from my life when I could have been working or in a relationship.

runescape by hands off July 6, 2018

rule 766842 

All hentai must be backed up at least 2 times, or else it is dead porn.

Example 1: "Bro save that shit twice! Rule 766842."

rule 766842 by InternetRuleGod February 8, 2020