Loveable Mom

Woman befitting of her title ~

"Loveable mom" to her youngsters and hell on wheels in the Sunshine Beach Cafe...

Likes to kick Miffers ass all over the board.

Hey Jenn, when you going to stop kickin Miffer's ass and give him some lovin??

Response : "Not in this lifetime."

; )

by annonymous February 12, 2004

your mom gay

no u

"your mom gay"
"no u"

by urmomgaynou May 12, 2018

your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

by kurticus October 26, 2007

crunchy almond mom

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 1, 2023

your mom jokes

totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are

idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!

by bleep March 13, 2005

your mom's box

what everyone gets at your sleepover

we all got some of your mom's ponani at you sleepover last weekend also known as your mom's box

by your mom's bed buddy April 20, 2009

Main line mom

The typical main line mom is the one who stays home and drives a big car so she can shuttle all her kids and their friends around. They usually have around 5 to 7 kids. During the day they go to the mall to blow their husbands money and chat with their friends on their blackberrys, but at night they go into homework mode and do all their kids homework for them so they can be the best. Every weekend they go to a party and get a local villa nova student to watch their kids while they go get wasted. During the summer they vacation at their house in avalon, new jersey or go to their country clubs and sit under the cabanas with the other main line moms and gossip. Typically a main line mom will raise their kids everything they want. Many main line moms are referred to as milfs.

Billy: dude your mom is the typical main line mom, she's such a milf!

Mike: dude thats so weird!

Billy: sorry, is she going to drive us to lax?

by Mainlinegal January 13, 2011