Juggernaut-mode

When you are so overworked that you no longer feel pain, exhaustion, or anything. Your brain is essentially on auto-pilot and you just keep working.

The bossman has been here since yesterday morning. He even burned his hand on the fryer without noticing. He’s on Juggernaut-mode right now.

Dude you literally walked through and knocked down an entire display shelf.
Sorry, I didn’t notice. I’m on Juggernaut-mode right now.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Uppity Midgets

Noun: When a group of midgets cannot reach an item they link together forming a 9 ft. tall mega midget. This event may also occur when attacked.

Harold: "Dude you won't believe what I saw at the grocery store yesterday."
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"

by Cuntismyword September 3, 2019

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019

Booty Mode

When you're just all over the place and messed up. The exact opposite of Sicko Mode.

I messed everything up today, I'm in total Booty Mode.

by Bargle September 12, 2019

Parent Mode

When somebody gets into questioning mode with their kids.

Mom: You are spending the same amount of time "Studying vs Social Network"
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online

by desihost September 21, 2019

Airplane Mode

Airplane mode used to be a thing in the settings of a phone until 2017 where suicide forrest gump made a movie called “airplane mode” thereby destroying its meaning

Bob: I’m turning airplane mode on my phone on
Billy: Noooo, that movie is bullshit!

by domiskiqe is here September 21, 2019

isra mode

When you are beyond triggered

“Oh no she’s going isra mode”
“Allah say that one more time and she’s going isra mode”

by Mytouchie October 14, 2019