Mexican Hot Dog

when a mexican roofdog bites onto a powerline too close to a building.

anAverageWendigo: You should see mexico, there's also dogs on the roof and they're so close that they could bite the power lines

wunderbraten: Mexican Hot Dogs?

zilldido: yeah dude...a mexican hot dog.

by OGpoopdealer July 2, 2021

Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.

"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "

by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021

Mexican lettuce

Putting potato chips on a sandwich.

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?

by anonymous August 4, 2021

Mexican rollo

Whean you and your friend rolls yours dick and make something that imitate precels. Guy whos dick will stand first lose. This procesa is very painfull.

-dude me and mike yesterday was doing some mexican rollo and i WON!

- uh bro you are sick but congratulations 😎

by Mexican rollo winner September 5, 2021

mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!

Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years

by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021

Mexican Juan

A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy

Mexican Juan is kinda sus ngl

by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 11, 2021

Mexican chorizo sandwich

To be involved in a threesome that involves two white women when your Mexican.

Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?

Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!

by Shanemane September 13, 2021