Sandy J

The act of giving a someone a hand job using sand paper only.

Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.

Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.

by beemd June 3, 2013

G.I.J.O.T

Girl I'd jack off too.

Trae: Hey you see that girl over there?
Andrew: Yeah man she's a total G.I.J.O.T (Gidjet)

by TraeTre August 7, 2007

Pulling a J.D.

To imagine a completely random situation in your head during a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with what you're thinking about.

Damn, I did bad on that math test. I guess I spent too much time pulling a J.D. in class by thinking about monkeys when the professor was talking.

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008

The Top J

The Top J represents the man, the myth, and the legend himself; Jerdani Kraja🤑!!! This man is #blessed enough to be able to sell us THE STRETCHIEST and best YoungLa Family Owned Clothing😮! The Top J is my best friend, and we always connect on a higher vibrational level👽, oh yeah and you can't forget about his infatuation with underage Instagram girls😎

"Yo man...Did you hear?? The Top J just released a new RGMNT chain!! A MUST COP! FUAAAA"

by Anonymous 444 January 17, 2023

s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p

See you sexy and them jeans got me on 10 1 2 3 girl I got you pinned

It always wyd and never S.Y.S.A.T.J.G.M.O.10.1.2.3.G.I.G.Y.P

by Ztun zeed June 10, 2021

LL Cool J'ing It

Keeping it real chill, cool, and frosty.

Claire: Shut up Sara, you bitch!
Rob: Sara, keep LL Cool J'ing it and ignore Claire.
Sara: Aight.

by CheckTheMethod August 16, 2008

B. J. Clinton

Derogatory term for President Bill Clinton. A reference to the Monica Lewinsky scandal, it is a play on his full name William ("Bill") Jefferson Clinton.

The wife of B. J. Clinton is running for President! Do you think she'll win?

by danq58 January 16, 2008