Ho and a half

An even bigger ho than usual; to be used in reference to someone who is a gigantic or even minor pain in the ass (depending on one's irritation level)

"Ho and a half ass bitch... Niceee car, and can't even use a blinker..? Your lane is the SIDEWALK."

by eurmnnn September 20, 2023

Shane James Hales

A famous person known for being a pirate, and sailing all over europe used to describe a good ship helm or a good captain

You're quite the shane james hales!

by anonymous December 11, 2023

Don't be a hafsa right now

Someone who throws tantrums and stomps when things don't go there way. A desi Karen.

Don't be a hafsa right now.

by Mn44 December 16, 2023

cap and a half

The word cap but taken to an extreme.

An outright lie or exaggeration.

You remembered to feed the fish? That’s a cap and a half.

Cap and a half!

by blushinginblue December 21, 2023

Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.

"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.

by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023

Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.

Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.

by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024

Amazing and a half

When something is more than just amazing and you want to express that.

This coffee is amazing and a half.

Holly & Tom are amazing and a half.

by lestuff March 14, 2024