dead

to be serious

or to be true

im dead give me my phone

by !!1275JDK July 5, 2018

Dead Snake

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

Conner Dead

When you think you are dead, but you are perfectly fine.

Conner: "Oh shit guys im dead!!!"

Everyone Else: "Are you conner dead or actually dead?"

by Conner Dead January 11, 2020

Quartering A Dead Horse

To trivialize a beaten dead horse.

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.

by pornstitute August 7, 2024

Dead

Something I want to be when I get older.

When I grow up I want to be dead.

by Foodlion May 27, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Dead

Aliven't

The dead that is walking will dead you

by Spph8e September 25, 2019