cum catcher

Noun meaning the noticeable peach fuzz above her upper lip, which acts a convenient drip free receptical for one's seminal fluid

Check out the cum catcher on that broad.

by JXC July 8, 2005

cum quat

A congelled nugget of siemen or "load" in a semi dry state in the womens underwear in wich it was depostied in. Usually forms after 2 to 4 hours after ejaculate or drip out.

Man I filled her so full she had a cum quat running out of her, and stuck to her panties..

by Comando79lacville January 18, 2008

Cum Fart

As described in the podcast Comedy Bang Bang, when an individual who collects cum in his anal cavity is then asked by his girlfriend to impregnate her, he uses a Cum Fart, ie. farting the cum into the girlfriend pussy.

Her: Honey is about time for us to start a family.
Him: Open wide, the cum fart is a-cumming!

by Beaver Pelt Collector June 12, 2012

Cum Quatt

A Cum Covered Fruit

OMG I Just Ate A Cum Quatt!!! EW!

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

Cheesy Cum

Cum that looks slightly like Stilton cheese. =
Some people like to call it FannyCheese Or ManStilton.

Girl1: U know them 2 ova dere?
Girl2: Yeah What bout dem?
Girl3: She told me they had sex and he has Cheesy Cum!!
Girl4: Ew!!

by You Love It! October 15, 2006

blue cum

The male ejaculate on the outermost dermis of an African American has a bluish tint, due to the natural transparency of said ejaculate or "cum," while it is superimposed onto the surface of African American skin. This is not to be confused with "blue gum," although both can be used simultaneously in the same sentence yielding similar but subtly different meanings. It may be used as a point of reference, in the affirmative or as a derogatory gesture.

Michelle Obama is the first blue cum to serve as the First Lady of the United States.

Look at the side of that blue cum, blue gum cock.
Oprah Winfrey is one rich blue cum.

by Master O&A Pest October 13, 2016

cum fart

when the male tries to delay an orgasm, and does not realize that he is also retaining some back-gas... When he finally reaches an orgasm, a series of farts and ejaculations become released simultaneously.

Example one: cum fart: did u hear about the time Myra was fornicating with Kenny when he suddenly came and farted at the same time,

Exapmle Two: Damn, I just came and farted at the same time. I swea, that never happened before' That was some serious cumfart!!

by bubble fish August 9, 2013