Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.
by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011
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Crack Cocanal

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole
Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"
by eoz91 November 13, 2016
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Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer
If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head
by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020
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crack-w****

Well your standard w**** would f*** for money a crack w**** will f*** for crack
by Marcum ft.worthTX November 10, 2019
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Crack Ed Coffee

Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee
by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019
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My ass crack day

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"
by muíamor October 19, 2019
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cracked off my teeth

when you are so high on drugs, that your teeth feel like they are splitting/being broken by someone or something.
It can also mean that you are about to overdose if you feel this sensation inside your mouth. It is highly dangerous to be " cracked off your teeth" and you could become reckless towards members of the public or to people you may know.
"Guys im cracked off my teeth"
by strange fruitty June 13, 2019
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