boner blues

This term is used when you can not get a boner due to a situation, that makes your dick sad and soft.

Me and Suzi were trying dirty talk, that was great until she called me skinny penis , that gave me a serious case of the boner blues.

by cussergeniass October 1, 2019

Boner exploder

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode

-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath

by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019

boner

when a mans penis becomes hard while looking at something he thinks is sexy or related to pornographic content

he got a boner while showing his presentation in class

by stankyidiot69 October 27, 2019

Bobert

A Bobert is a person who will do anything to impress that single person in the friend group, no matter what.

Hey, he's pretty nice to just Kathleen
Yeah, he's a total Bobert

by Hulk hogans foster child with October 28, 2019

bonerbamboozled

A boner that tricked you into thinking it was bigger

Really thought the dick was gonna be big until I found out I was just bonerbamboozled. :(

by K$waggy November 6, 2019

bomperklap

bomperklap means pull up im trying to fuck
@hibaa._m

‘ayoo mattia polibio bomperklap?’
“what does that mean”
‘oh you don’t know?? it means pull up im trynna fuck’

by klaudia hihi December 22, 2019

Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020