worry boner

(noun): a compelling worry

I'm not having a hate boner; I'm just having a worry boner, ok?

by hahaimdumbwhocares April 20, 2023

tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused

Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period

by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018

Boner Bag

A male condom

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.

by Osaka2002 June 04, 2015

moaner boner

When a girl's pubic hair looks like a penis.

Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.

by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; November 01, 2015

boner boomerang

When other people near you have a erection and you het an erection from it and so on

Bro there was a huge boner boomerang last night

by The neatest neacheous March 25, 2017

Boner Bubble

Having to fart while your having sex...

"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"

by MitchMatch September 09, 2012

Throner Boner

Fans of Game Of Thrones

All the Throner Boner's lost their minds tonight when the lights went out.

by Mr Saint Jake April 29, 2019