"I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."
by lolololblahblaahblahblah June 12, 2017
Get the bird hoursmug. A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 9, 2020
Get the Chair birdmug. Can be an expression of excitement or bewilderment for something truly extraordinary, including doubt of its sheer existence.
: Did you know that one cigar shaped asteroid was actually an alien ship?
: Get the bird outta' the cage! No way!
: Get the bird outta' the cage! No way!
by ultrabrick November 7, 2018
Get the Get the bird outta' the cagemug. by Three-Finger Tommy Brown September 12, 2020
Get the the birdmug. V.(Australian in origin), get to the bird is a commonly used term for getting out of the sun. It is easily substituted for other situations such as leaving an area or arriving at a party
This sun is baking me I need to get to the bird
Lets get to the bird before all the drinks are gone
Person 1: This party sucks
Person 2: We better get to the bird
Person 1: We're out
Lets get to the bird before all the drinks are gone
Person 1: This party sucks
Person 2: We better get to the bird
Person 1: We're out
by watertown January 23, 2009
Get the Get to the birdmug. by Corner Bird August 18, 2023
Get the corner birdmug. by Kamala2021 March 28, 2021
Get the Angry Birdingmug.