opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023

Little asshole

A living butt hole. The incarnation of a prick. Just basicly a dick. Little shit of a demon. Stay away from little assholes at all cost, they are contagious.

Usually between the ages of 11 to 17

Greg: he was so mean, like he was only 12!
Fred: he’s just a little asshole

by Funky gay SoUp 🥣 May 13, 2023

My asshole

Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’

Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

slappin assholes

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)

"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"

by moonholegal September 26, 2023

classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+

DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"

by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023

creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023