Pulling a Callie

When you get on your computer to get work done in the library, or any quiet place, and realize that you left your browser open to a video of the pornographic genre. The resulting humiliation comes from sounds of a girl moaning, echoing through the library as everyone stares at you in disgust. Made popular through the viral youtube video "Girl Caught Watching Porn In Library" featuring a young college girl named Callie.

"hey man, I totally saw this guy pulling a Callie in the library today! He opened up his laptop to a video called 'Moaner while I bone her.'"

"Oh man, that's hilarious! He definitely pulled a major Callie."

by cakepan face March 23, 2012

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

Cum-on-a-Cracker

Cum-on-a-Cracker is a masturbation game that a guy's cum-buddies like to play. Everyone participating jerks off on a cracker, and the last dude to cum has to eat the cracker.

We played Cum-on-a-Cracker and I lost, so I had to eat the Saltine!

by eda-skip October 18, 2021

A Cloudy Night

A cloudy night is a mixed drink. Place 1.5oz of Mountain Dew and then 1.0 oz of Triple Sec into a shot glass and Stir well. Once stirred, add 1-2 tbs of Tabasco Sauce and let sit until Tabasco Sauce is sitting at the bottom of the shot glass. After this add 2-3 tbs of Grenadie and let sit for 30 seconds. The Tobasco Sauce should look like clouds that are separating the greenish Mountain Dew from the reddish Grenadie. After taking shot, take 1 chaser shot of Mountain Dew.

Hey dude have you had that new drink?!

Ya ' A Cloudy Night ' was hot and sweet all at the same time.

by Green_Warrior_7 September 27, 2009

A Chekov

1). Someone who screams way too much (TOS definition)

2.) A young person who is very intelligent (ST:XI definition)

Both definitions are based off of the Star Trek character of Ensign Pavel Chekov, USS Enterprise navigator.

1.) "Didi you see him during that scary movie? He was being such a Chekov. I couldn't hear right the rest of the night.

2.) That kid's a real Chekov. He's got a 4.0 grade in advanced physics.

by WannabeRomulan August 14, 2010