Un uptight incompetent bitch who is always on her period. She has the IQ of a fucking pebble and her forehead is so gigantically large that it has its own gravitational pull.
by Mexican with a horse cock April 8, 2024
Get the Anna Jmug. 
Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.
"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("
"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("
"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
by ejc_10 November 22, 2021
Get the Esdras J. Cruzmug. F+J is the power couple they are most likely a Capricorn and Scorpio. F+J is like bread and butter or McDonald’s and Burgers ya know what I mean? Or like SpongeBob and Patrick there just perfect for each other, you could even say there soulmates. F+J will have a loving future together as they both have similar interests leading them to have a very happy long life together. They enjoy watching movies together and playing games together that they both enjoy very much. They are passionately in love with each other and both deserve all the love they can possibly receive.
by Jisbaexoxo November 21, 2021
Get the F+Jmug. Girl one: "How was class?"
Girl two: "It was so jahhkehdsp'/;p0-00908l'k'sjf:j;js;j igqprwf/ilyoid//ejjfjdhfdd!"
Girl two: "It was so jahhkehdsp'/;p0-00908l'k'sjf:j;js;j igqprwf/ilyoid//ejjfjdhfdd!"
by KeiraAmazingGirl November 15, 2016
Get the jahhkehdsp['/;p0-00908l'k'sjf:j;js;j igqprwf/ilyoid//ejjfjdhfddmug. by KTR1218 July 12, 2022
Get the Jmug. Private Browsing and Jerking Off. The assumption that any time someone uses private browsing on their mobile phones they are doing so to watch porn and masturbate.
“Hey Steve - what did you do last night after you struck out at the club?”
“I went home for some PB&J and went to sleep”
“I went home for some PB&J and went to sleep”
by Denis Savard July 20, 2021
Get the PB&Jmug.