J.A.P.

-A female not nessesarily Jewish or american, who belives that ones appearence is very important and is willing to do whatever it takes to look their best
-has usually large breasts, hips and a smaller waist with good legs, short
-optomistic and happy
-may seem to be superficial but is actually quite intelligent and is usually very educated
-traditional
-wears very shleppy clothing (like sweats with holes or yoga pants) but manages to look put together
-likes to talk
-generally pleasent towards others
-interested in keeping well groomed
-low pain tolerance

"omg! hi! how are you! what have you been up to latley?"
"Ugh, i need a brazillian already"

by elleinad August 11, 2004

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PB&J

pussy breaker Jealous, after you have a long night with your girl and your girl have to go to the hospital because becuase you had sex for 3 hours or longer.

i had sex with my girl and now she is in the hospital way is that well because im a PB&J don't you wish you was one lol.

by Superman84 April 27, 2008

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J.I.F.

Acronym for "Jesus is Fag"

Man, i hate the bible, J.I.F.

by Craig1 July 25, 2015

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J. J. Rockett

1. n.: formerly "the sexiest man in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance" "Heartthrob" Johnny Rocket, tragically killed in a wrestling match; last words were "it...is...finished--BLEAAGGGHHH!"

- Oh my God! J. J. Rockett has been killed! I don't believe it!

by Council For and Of Nyah (CFON) September 29, 2003