elleinad's definitions

J.A.P.

-A female not nessesarily Jewish or american, who belives that ones appearence is very important and is willing to do whatever it takes to look their best
-has usually large breasts, hips and a smaller waist with good legs, short
-optomistic and happy
-may seem to be superficial but is actually quite intelligent and is usually very educated
-traditional
-wears very shleppy clothing (like sweats with holes or yoga pants) but manages to look put together
-likes to talk
-generally pleasent towards others
-interested in keeping well groomed
-low pain tolerance

"omg! hi! how are you! what have you been up to latley?"
"Ugh, i need a brazillian already"

by elleinad August 11, 2004

Los Angeles

A City Known for its Beautiful Brown Skies, Superficial Locals and Sports teams with an Extreme Lack of Respect.

Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles.

by Elleinad April 27, 2003