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Zodiac signs

Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.

They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.

Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.

In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
Astrology retard: I LOOOOVE zodiac signs!
Normal person: And here's the restraining order.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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Zodiaphobia

A strong disliking or fear of a particular zodiac sign.
Ugh I don’t like virgo men, I keep dating them and it never ends well. I guess that means I have zodiaphobia.
by venicebinch February 29, 2024
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Zodiac signs and astrology

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Zadien Got a big ass dick , like his dick is so fucking big , he can make any girl squirt
“Omg zadien got a big ass dick yall
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Zodiphobic

Exhibiting an irrational fear, aversion, or prejudice toward zodiac signs or astrology. A person who is zodiphobic may feel anxious, uncomfortable, or judgmental when confronted with zodiac-related concepts, symbols, or discussions.
"Don't talk to Sarah about your star sign, because she is Zodiphobic"

"When I talked to Sarah, she screamed out loud when i mentioned astronomy, I think she might be Zodiphobic"
by youreallydontneedtoknowme December 31, 2025
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Zami Zodiac

A Zami Zodiac is when a person loves all of that's persons friends.
Dude I love Genevieve Hostility, & Skylar, & Kaylin, & Kristen so much I'm a Zami Zodiac
by Zami Zodiac Killa May 30, 2008
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