Zitssues

Acne Issues

"He really should invest in some proactive or something"
"The boy does have zitssues"

by Cece Marks March 28, 2009

Baby Zito

A scum bag that is unemployed and sits around in his underwear all day smoking pot and eating chips, then attends metro rave clubs by night. Baby Zito's are also notorious blade riders.

Yo you see that commercial where that lazy dude melts into his couch from smoking so much pot? He's got some great Baby Zito qualities

by chizzberg October 12, 2011

zitha

a gay

look he is gay yes HE yepp

by i knew it all allong you gay June 13, 2003

Barry Zito

The act of "Barry Zito-ing" involves inserting an erect penis into an anus, whether the anus is male or female is of no consequence. The origin of "Barry Zito-ing" comes from Major League Baseball pitcher Barry Zito, and what he does to a girl to "cleanse" himself following a bad game. As cited in an interview with the "Make a Wish" Foundation, Barry Zito goes out after a bad game and fucks a girl in the ass. This concludes the definition of "Barry Zito-ing".

"So I was Barry Zito-ing this girl the other night."

"I hope she gets Barry-Zito-ed by a homeless man in a dark alley for being such a bitch."

by adam................ May 28, 2008

zitha

the typical name for danish gays to choose that name with faking being a girl on the internet. In chat, online games, etc..

zitha spend the night being gay and felling female and talking to guys.

zitha said: how do i ever get an assrub with a nice cock, when all men i talk to aren't gay?

by i knew it all allong you gay June 13, 2003

Zito

(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.

"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"

by Dea Eris February 18, 2005

Zitch

The definition of a Zitch is generally used in terms of weak or inferior. A weak man or a foolish or weak move. If someone punches someone in the groin in a fight or cheats at a game those would be Zitch moves.

When talking about a weak man or frail man it would be considered a zitchboy.

You are a 25 year old man and you only weigh 95 pounds and cant even lift a pencil you are a zitchboy.

You played me at a video game and kept doing an uppercut and it was a cheapshot. That was a really bad zitch move.

by sam kinison September 7, 2010