zero1

Big headed and nerdy kid who tends to piss everyone off with his ignorant comments. (troll)

zero1: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Bob: Go back to your damn cage! :@

by Robert April 6, 2004

zero points

1. of poor quality
2. general disapproval
3. disappointment

1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.

2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!

3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.

by H-Money October 21, 2003

Zero-point-one

Used as a noun. Usually used to describe anything new that has not had the problems worked out of it yet, such as a new untested product released on an unsuspecting public. It can also be used to denote the first version of something created which is not approved/expected to be the final version, such as a new computer program, music mix, the first draft of a script, etc.

PLURAL: "I should have waited a few months to buy that new automobile, seeing as they hadn't worked the problems out of the zero-point-ones yet." SINGULAR: "We've got the new zero-point-one up and running, we'll see how this works out..."

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 10, 2008

Zeromatrix

The place you reach if you hit rock bottom and start digging.

An ultimate level of fail theorized only to exist if the wachowski brothers were to make a new matrix prequel starring Keanu 'strokevictim' Reeves and the Jedward twins.

A gangbanged prisoner forced to swallow the condom is at rock bottom. The prison guard who has to go through his blood-streaked poop to retrieve it for DNA evidence has reached the zeromatrix.

by Fragmastersyounab December 11, 2009

zero below zero

An unnecessarily wordy term for the temperature zero degrees

I don't want to have to go looking for our dog when it's zero below zero outside.

by misfo February 1, 2013

Zero gravity dick

Adjective Noun/Verb

The CURSE of a never restful penis. Thus, Zero-gravity Dick.

"He shall be cursed with zero gravity dick until the chosen one manages to speak to him without falling victim to the erect penis. Only then, will the curse be broken."

by Lobot13 July 22, 2017

zerolink30

A short and angry man who suffers from OHD, is a chronic masturbator and has never touched an actual woman's boob.

That zerolink30 sure is an angry little virgin

by Anonymous98565525 September 20, 2017