Zedonis

Zalonis is an intellectual. From his youth he learned the meaning of life, while staring at a girls tits. Despite his admiration for women, he thinks League is over sexualized. He lingers in the EUNE server of League Of Legos. As your typical harstuck plat 1 player, he will blame everything except him being dogshit. His ping, his team, his support, and most of all, Riot Games. While harmless, he will most certainly int your games with Jhin due to his high ping because he can't afford his own internet connection. Expect to see him play Zed since he got tired of losing versus Zed mains and decided to become one. Against him, pick Zed since it will triger his PTSD due to the fact that he lost his diamond promos way too many times than he should against a Zed. He will not feed on purpose, because he has actual knowledge of the game unlike many of your teammates. But do expect to humiliate you when you are facing him. Also keep Italian beauties away from him, his wife beats him.

Zedonis: Be humble

by KompotLover February 5, 2020

Zeddie

dick

Tory

Cunt

Mummy’s boys

Often wants to finger Millies or Lily’s

Often likes dick and usually bi

Zeddie is bi

by Alfie27 June 2, 2020

zedekai

The best person ever he will love for who you are and be the best boyfriend in the world

Is that Zedekai

yea he’s the best you should get to know one if you can find one

by Zedekai October 2, 2020

Zediea

Zediea means they are a beautiful, smart, cute, sweet person. They don't care what people say about them but they are highly sensitive, they love to be online and make friends. Mostly shy.

There goes Zediea, they are so shy.

by 🥵👀Zilac👀🥵 November 13, 2020

Zedda

God,king,best,unstoppable,Jesus

Brah you da fucking man zedda!

by Budsbuddy December 3, 2020

Zeddiculous

So ridiculous, that it seems magical. Like, from a fantasy novel.

“Did u see that movie with the psychedelic purple dragon flying around doing mushrooms and smoking weed last weekend, Bro?

No way dude, it sounds Zeddiculous though! I’ll have to check it out, real soon!

by Harpoon#1 March 20, 2021

zedhead

An Australian, typically middle-aged-to-old, who rejects all things American and insists on doing things the way they were done during times when the country’s only major foreign influence was Britain. Examples include insisting on pronouncing the name of the letter Z ‘zed’ instead of ‘zee’ and never celebrating Halloween.

I’m going to the Halloween party, Dad! Don’t be a zedhead!

by PonyTrainBoi April 5, 2021