A girl that will break up with you because she "lost interest in you" then after she takes your will to love she asks you if you just wanna be friends and knowing your Simp Ass you say yes and then you start texting her and then she texts he cousin saying that your harassing her and then you look at this bitch but not in real like cuz of quarantine then your like this cheating ass hoe ass bitch really done said that .
Brian: You're dating YOANA MORALES man she is the school hoe everyone dated her.
Arron: Nah man its not like that she has changed, She loves she she said "those other guys were nothing" and that in special.
Brian: That is what she said to my cousin Randall that he was the only one for her and the next day she moved on.
YOANA MORALES: Im breaking up with you Arron i fell in love with Brian i love him.
Brian:HA i told you man She a hoe now im going to get a free blowjob!
Arron: Nah man its not like that she has changed, She loves she she said "those other guys were nothing" and that in special.
Brian: That is what she said to my cousin Randall that he was the only one for her and the next day she moved on.
YOANA MORALES: Im breaking up with you Arron i fell in love with Brian i love him.
Brian:HA i told you man She a hoe now im going to get a free blowjob!
by She a Hoe! May 4, 2020
Get the YOANA MORALES mug.A term / song created by hip hop artist Ke Turner that describes fake people. It was inspired by the tragic story of the famous Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla whose life was cut short by a supposed "close friend" Yolanda Saldivar.
1.: a person who is not true, real, or genuine in friendship: COUNTERFEIT, SHAM
2.: a person that you should keep out of your circle at all times
1.: a person who is not true, real, or genuine in friendship: COUNTERFEIT, SHAM
2.: a person that you should keep out of your circle at all times
Why is your friend acting jealous of you like that? Be careful, they might be a Yolanda.
I see you out here doing it big, watch out for them Yolanda types, aight?
Keep all Yolandas out your circle, we don't need that fake love.
I see you out here doing it big, watch out for them Yolanda types, aight?
Keep all Yolandas out your circle, we don't need that fake love.
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Get the Yochana mug.Guy 1: sigh I really need a thinner wallet
Guy 2: Bro my wallet is lit, it’s so slim and fits EVERYTHING without getting bigger
Guy 1: Dude you’re not gonna yoan me into this with your 2 credit cards in there.
Guy 2 pulls out $3000 in 20s and 7 credit cards
Guy 1: What?! And I’ve just been yoaned.
Guy 2: Bro my wallet is lit, it’s so slim and fits EVERYTHING without getting bigger
Guy 1: Dude you’re not gonna yoan me into this with your 2 credit cards in there.
Guy 2 pulls out $3000 in 20s and 7 credit cards
Guy 1: What?! And I’ve just been yoaned.
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