The waffle house has found its new host

What YouTube Shorts kids comment on every video

Timmy: The waffle house has found its new host
Me: Shut up Timmy

by BigSmoke40 January 16, 2023

cunt waffle

Another way to say cunt, yet will piss off a girl even more.

Guy: you cunt waffle
Girl: wtf! im not only a cunt. im a cunt waffle.

by krack May 13, 2005

waffle house

sketchy sketchy restuarant that is defined by it's sketchiness. has a certain culture about it: "great" coffee, hasbrowns scattered and smothered, and the classic waffle. frequently visited in the middle of the night by drunk and/or high college students.

"What is there to do at 2 am around here? Let's go to Waffle House!"

by The President April 4, 2005

wafflage

1. To be the epitomy of a waffler, the one who waffles above all others.

2. Something that cause so many people to waffle (or raffle) that it can only be described as the 'wafflage'.

1. With his constant ROFLs in CS:S, bloodlet had clearly established himself as the wafflage.

2. Hippo's nonstop TK's of Riss in the Scrim last night was the wafflage.

by solidefy March 3, 2005

all over it like a donkey on a waffle

To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.

Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.

by David Joy June 1, 2007

Dirty Waffle

Pronunciation: \ˈdər-tē wä-fəl\
Function: Noun
Date: 21th century

A Crisp poop that is put onto a woman's chest and pounded with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

Example 1:
Bill: Hey Woman are you hungry?
Woman: Yes!! For you feces! Poop On Me Now!
Bill: Like This?
*Bill Poops on Woman*
Woman: Yes! Now Smack it with a tennis racket to give it the physical characteristics of a Belgium waffle!
Bill: Oh, why didn't you just say 'make a Dirty Waffle'?
Woman: Sorry, by the way did you hear about Obama's plans to save the economy?
Bill: Jeez Woman stop babbling about shit!
*Woman and Bill Chuckle*

Example 2: Zac Efron.

by DirtyWafflez August 7, 2009

twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho

by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003