willy wonka

an idiot or just a plonker

dave: i love you john
john: shut up you good for nothin willy wonka

by andrewlongnose April 15, 2008

wonga

alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.

Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!

by REL74 February 18, 2010

Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory

To Poop In A Girls Mouth Then French Kiss Her To Get It In Your Mouth Then Swish It Around In Your Mouth To Make It Liquidy, Then To Spit It In Her Anus And Then Have Anal Sex With Her

Matt- I love the willy Wonka's Choclate Factory
Will- I know!

by Mattheww Carr May 17, 2010

Willy Wonka, the

When your 69ing and you both take a piss all over each other.

That nasty Umpa-lumpa tried to talk me into a Willy Wonka, said her pee tasted like candy!

by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

WoFat

a fat, dumb cat

WoFat Cat

by maniac April 10, 2004

wofat

a super fat cat

yay wofat!

by maniac April 10, 2004

Wonga love kiss

This is performed whilst in the doggy style sexual position. At the point of climax the person from behind must apply a swift punch to the back of the partners head, thus causing a tightening of the body as passing out & heightening sexual gratification.

I'd been on a bender all weekend & met this girl at an after party. Took her back to my new love pad, which has carpet in the kitchen I might add, & as things got heated I just had to finish with the Wonga love kiss.

by JAXX1 July 29, 2008