Willow

Willow - Someone that cannot handle their weed.

someone that is a let down

oh man you left half a bowl you willow.

dont willow out on us now

by manchesterdopeboys December 10, 2008

willow

1.The name of my dog.

2.Willow rosenburg, doesn't she just rock?

Fetch willow, fetch!

by Citezen:Erased April 8, 2005

Willmot browns

Multiple delinquent partials of turd which grasp anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers/panties.

I didn't wipe my ass properly all day and I now have willmots/willmot browns lingering in my underwear.

by warren cronin March 3, 2008

Willow

In 1975 an engineer at JPL is drawing Futuristic automobile designs for 2020 and a group from Ford Motor wrote " Should we Have A New Engine " for new automobile power systems" for 2020 but wasnt published due to an error made in the 697 pages of secret charts blueprints and images of these new type's of engine's. Since the Congress had secretly ordered the study so they had no choice but to contact pretty much the smartest man on the planet Professor William A. Fowler and request him to correct the mistake. The Professor was busy working on his Nobel Prize Project so he tossed it to Mr. Jerry Steven Winkle whom he had never met but was told the Mr. Winkle had the highest scores ever recorded on the western seaboard for the AFEES Exam's. Meaning he was smarter or scored higher than any person in the military past or present except for a few Astronauts. IN the mean time the engineer took his project home and built a Exotic Racing Car Manufacturing Company that he Named the Willow after the Willow Springs Race Track Near the Xavier James Davis Ranch in Tehachapi, California. Mr. Winkle had corrected the error which was a typo for a Date on Page 6-53.

In Early 2017 the engineer and Mr. Winkle crossed paths which resulted in Mr. Winkle purchasing the company from the engineer. Mr. Winkle has plans to relocate the company to the Xavier James Davis property where the Willow X-JD Racing Car Manufacturing will Call home. Right across the road from the Willow Spring's Race Track.

The Willow set a track record last weekend with the Willow X-JD Methyl-Alcohol Powered Turbine Engine.

by Jastro Wind February 26, 2017

willit

willit is awesome he is really nice but he is kinda depressed when he plays a game he will sometimes become wild willit is the best friend someone can have

willit is the best

by but im the best March 19, 2021

Pulling a Willett

The act of driving through, and subsequently getting pulled over in a city park. (Named after Alex Willett)

Dustin: Did you hear how Alex lost his license?

Eric: No man, what happened?

Dustin: He got caught Pulling a Willett at 1 A.M. this morning.

Eric: Pshht, douche.

by Adam KilHarney March 28, 2009

Wet Willette

When a guy is getting a blow job and pulls out of the girls mouth prior to ejaculating. He the puts his willie into her ear and blows his load.

"Matt you are awesome! You just gave that girl a Wet Willette."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011