The Whole 8.9 Yards

Refering to the act of doing everything with a partner related to sex (foreplay, oral, etc.) up to and stopping short of penile insertion.

Alluding to the colloquial phrase "The whole nine yards", but stopping about 3.5 inches short of going all the way.

Blake: "Man, Lucy and I went the whole 8.9 yards last night"
Jason: "Dang dude, what stopped you?"

by jrrrrrrrred December 30, 2022

whole ass jouri

a whole ass jouri is a species of bunny that likes to eat kibble and lettuce.

a whole ass jouri is a very small but maf3oolha kbeer. (scary) i want to bite and eat her
whole ass jouries like to nibble on mustafas hands at all times and like to hug at all times
when a whole ass jouri is happy she says "YA!Y YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!!!" but when she is sad shes like "NO NO NO NO NO!!"
when she is scared she goes like "AHHH!! HM HM HM" when she is sad she goes like "WAH WAH WAH WAH" or "HM HM HM HM HM :< "

SHE ISSOPADORABLEIWANTTOEATERRIGHT THE FUCK NOW DAROORI DAROORI

bob: what is that creature over there....?
mustafa: thats aaaaa :3 WHOLE ASS JOURII!!!! AND SHE IS ADORABLE
bob: what?......

by Mxstab September 13, 2023

Whole Foods Cherry

A virgin ginger bitch who tends to be on the tinier side. She tends to be non-vaccine, and she is usually a bitch.

Me: Yo, I just banged that Whole Foods Cherry.
Him: Damn, good for you I guess, but I’m not about that shit.

by ThatCheebsKid July 15, 2019

Swallow The Whole Meat

The expression of telling someone to fuck off, get fucked, and/or bitching someone out to the point where they feel worthless/useless.

1.) "Hey John my boss just said if I don't work during my mom's funeral, I'd get fired!"

(John) "Damn bro so he basically told you to swallow the whole meat".

2.)Boss: "Hey John you have to clean up that semen over there, now!"
John: "Yeaa fucking right, you can swallow the whole meat with that shit, I quit".

by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019

Show the whole tity

Meaning don't hold back or tease, go big or go home. All or nothing.

*Car revving low at a car meet*
Aye bro c'mon! Show the whole tity!

by TeslaRoadsterEV May 4, 2018

Whole Grain Hotdog

The act of releasing excrement in between a partners ass cheeks. Then resting your member between the cheeks, resembling a hotdog.

Ay bro you want to pull off a whole grain hotdog later?

by GrandpaSillySnake December 11, 2018

Shoot The Whole Flamingo

To have overdone what was needed to complete a task to the point that your efforts were excessive or unnecessary

I know we don’t need to get the most expensive car wash but I want it to look nice for Sarah, so let’s just shoot the whole flamingo and get the deluxe wash

by Waniel Kim September 23, 2020