1 definition by Mxstab

a whole ass jouri is a species of bunny that likes to eat kibble and lettuce.

a whole ass jouri is a very small but maf3oolha kbeer. (scary) i want to bite and eat her
whole ass jouries like to nibble on mustafas hands at all times and like to hug at all times
when a whole ass jouri is happy she says "YA!Y YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!!!" but when she is sad shes like "NO NO NO NO NO!!"
when she is scared she goes like "AHHH!! HM HM HM" when she is sad she goes like "WAH WAH WAH WAH" or "HM HM HM HM HM :< "

SHE ISSOPADORABLEIWANTTOEATERRIGHT THE FUCK NOW DAROORI DAROORI
bob: what is that creature over there....?
mustafa: thats aaaaa :3 WHOLE ASS JOURII!!!! AND SHE IS ADORABLE
bob: what?......
by Mxstab September 13, 2023
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