The Wet Pretzel

A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.

Me and the boys want to give your sister the wet Pretzel.

by Waffle lad October 28, 2018

Wet Logride

The act of taking a dump right after you get out of the shower.

Dan couldn't wait to dry himself off after he got out of the shower, so he had to embark on a wet logride.

by Medium-Build Ryan June 12, 2009

wet microwave

Think about it and it'll come to you. It's usually used as an insult to people not a complement

Mr. Boyd you look like a wet microwave in those pants

by Dirty Blueberry May 15, 2016

Wet Whiskers

When a male's mustache and/or beard becomes sloppy wet with vaginal or booty juice during the performance of oral sex. So wet a gak towel or doddle tag is required for wiping off of the facial area.

Carl loves fat girls because they get super moist during oral sex and he loves getting wet whiskers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

wet sarape

A bitter dickhead who always ruins everyone's good times. An extreme version of a wet blanket.

"Don't be such a wet sarape."

by URNTDWN October 19, 2011

wet nightmare

When you fall asleep and you dream you're about to get laid, but then freddy krueger comes out and gets you off causing you to cum in real life.

Johnny woke up from a wet nightmare with wet pants after freddy krueger entered his dream and got him off.

by luckyfinnegan123 June 26, 2010

Dripping Wet

When your girlfriend says she's as wet as an aquarium.
Her vagina is Dripping Wet

Honey, I'm waiting for you to come back home... I'm dripping wet...

by ItaMasta August 22, 2018