boner weird

An awkward boner occurring when in a close situation with a close friend, such as a hug or spooning. It is not caused by intimacy and can also coincide with the random boner which has happened at an awkward time.

It is polite to inform the friend that this situation is boner weird, so he/she is not disgusted with your random erection.

guy one: I have to warn you, this hug is boner weird.

guy two: It's ok, we all get boner weird every once in a while.

Guy one: See that guy over there, why has he got an erection in the swimming pool?
Guy two: Oh that's just Harry, he's always getting boner weird.

by thefourthskin March 24, 2012

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weird beard

Another name for a male/female area of pubic hair.

That girl had an overgrown weird beard.

by Daniels Tedson April 10, 2005

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weird al

The Urban Dictionary of the Music realm

I love listening to weird al , bro.

by Dr. Robotnick! February 24, 2009

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le weird

when something doesn't hurt, it doesn't tickle, it's just uncomfortable but never goes away

brady and irish hyperextended my tricept in hauling me off into the trunk and now it's just le weird.

by hybuir April 06, 2004

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Getting weird

The act of having sexual intercourse with your best friend and a female(s). Another variation of group sex or 3 somes. Getting weird can happen at any time, place, or situation. Usually fueled by excessive drinking and getting chased by your best friend naked.

~Ben and Brian got weird with those models last night.

~Is anyone down to get weird tonight?

~"Man that girl is trying to get weird, lets grab them cheeks"

~If she isn't getting weird than I'm drinking her beer and going home

by BrianBenBalls August 24, 2012

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