Western Dream

When you wake up during a wet dream, and your little guy is still shooting.

guy 1: Man, I had a western dream this morning!
guy 2: You dreamt about cowboys and indians?
guy 1: No dude, I wwas dreaming about banging your mom, and I woke up and my little guy was still shooting

by the real John Wang September 20, 2011

Webster effect

When someone looks up the definition of a word and then uses that word more often in conversation, consciously or subconsciously, because the definition is still fresh in their mind.

That's five times now Gulstaff has used the word 'conflagration' in a sentence. He didn't even know what that meant yesterday. Must be the Webster effect.

by Mecha Pojo April 25, 2012

Westerbation

The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner

Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.

by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014

westernophile

A non westerner wishing s/he was a Westerner. Weaboo, but instead of being obsessed with japan, is obsessed with Western countries.

I love coffee, and I love guns! I'm basically American!
#2: Your'e such a westernophile

by Socialist Doge February 21, 2015

Websterfied

When your Facebook news feed is filled with approved posts from The Webster's

Your feed is about to be “Websterfied!"

by Diggle2017 April 20, 2018

Western Shootout

When you are having sex with a girl, and your friend is having sex with a different girl in the same room and your trying to see who will last longer before orgasm

Last night my friend and I had a western shootout with two girls, and I lost.

by Jvd6385 January 6, 2018

Western ass

To have an ass that is big enough to fill a saddle

Damn Jake look shes got a big western ass

by Seamn November 18, 2018