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Modern Warfare 2

The epitome of bullshit that far exceeds that of any other video game in the history of man. Completely filled with game breaking mechanics often resulting in numerous frustrating deaths and a spawn system designed to fuck over players of a higher caliber MW2 is by far the worst in the call of duty series.
Guy 1: Hey last night I was playing MW2 and the whole enemy team was using one man army danger close noob tubes and randomly shot them all across the map and the when I finally did get with in range of one of them, they had painkiller and commando-ed me from 10 feet away! It was such a blast!

Guy 2: Seriously, you had fun in all that?

Guy 1: Hell no! I destroyed the game shortly afterwards to preserve my sanity

Modern Warfare 2=noob friendly
by runnerboy404 October 19, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

The reason that so many guys have begun to love their Xbox 360/PS3 more than their girlfriends. The leading cause of breakups in the UK, France, the United States, Canada, and Puerto Rico.
Girl (ex: Betty) "Why don't you ever text me any more?"

Guy (ex: Nathaniel) "I found a new love. Her name is Modern Warfare 2. Her parents are Infinity Ward and Activision. Tejbz said this would happen."
by Nizzle Chrizzle Pizzle April 30, 2010
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Sexual Warlock

1. A Male That Is Great At Sex

2. A Guy That Is Always Horny But Looks Like A Warlock
1. Man, Sergio Is Such A Sexual Warlock!

2. Todd Always Has A Boner. It's Huge But He Looks Like A Fuckin' Warlock
by HugeBoner99 April 9, 2010
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Vaginal Warfare

When the wives of world leaders withdraw from sexual activities to force them to have bi-lateral meetings to stop a war.
Obama: Michelle decided to use vaginal warfare tactics and told me she would stop giving me her special black muffin if I didn't talk to the Taliban directly.
by Born_AGAiN July 23, 2011
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Hypo-logical Warfare

A conversation between one person talking in hypothetical and another talking in logic and poking holes in the hypothetical points.

Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.

The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.
Thomas: Jeez its like Hypo-logical Warfare in there. Deans talking about would a lightsaber cut through Jesus.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.
by Dean CleaverStupid January 28, 2010
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call of duty: modern warefare 2

1)where most 5 year old's, with broken mics and an annoying habit of thinking they are cool because they get husky over a video game, get a false sense of skill whether it is noob-tubing, camping, running around at 7x's the speed any normal human being could run, or any other annoying habits

2)made because the makers of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare
who's KDR's were not good enough so they decided to make it more noob friendly and completely screw up the game

3)worst game to play when you are not in a good mood because most likely u will get even more pissed off and have to resist beating yourself with any nearby blunt objects

4) the game where the only positive thing is in-lobby muting :D
Player 1: "Dude i just got 3 nukes in a row in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2"
me: "who cares you probably camped with a RPG at the ready like you always do!"
by costs:yoursoul!!! August 17, 2010
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Warlley

One of the most offensive words that can be used in east-cornwall, or in most of southern britain. Derived from the name 'Carlley', which was for a short time the nickname of a renegade farmhand who went on a killing rampage during the late 18th C. The pronounciation change to Warlly came about through the thick south England accent.
"You heinous Warlley! Drop dead!"
by cyan February 10, 2005
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