resort vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.

Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.

by Erum September 25, 2007

Vacation

Another term for having sex.

Im going on vacation this weekend.
I went on vacation with him yesterday!

by purrr79-10 May 4, 2010

vacationy

adj. Characterized by excessive commercialization surrounding the local tourist industry. While being a local resident of a vacationy town makes all the tourists seethe with jealousy, their unending questions about "where the locals eat" and unceasing requests to take photos of them greatly diminish the satisfaction that comes from watching them return to their sad lives.

1. I LOVE Key West but it's too vacationy.
2. I would love to live somewhere warm and beachy that's not too vacationy. Perhaps Marathon, FL?

by tworoads12 December 31, 2012

Canadian vacation

A mixed drink that includes one shot of tequila mixed with one shot of maple syrup.

He drank down the Canadian vacation and then made an awful face.

by Tragoron January 10, 2008

vacationship

a relationship that is only acknowledged when one or both parties are on vacation

Me: I love going to Vegas! I get to gamble, go to the fights, hit the clubs and visit my girl!

friend: I didn't know you were in a relationship?

me: I'm not, we only see each other when we're on vacation. It's better than a relationship, it's a vacationship!

by Franky PV November 18, 2011

vacation

erotic pleasure for a man lasting approximately 45 minutes

ryan went on vacation with caitlin while samir went on vacation surfing the internet

by wilhelm June 25, 2004

vocation

How some people that drinks bubble tea spells vacation.

I will be taking friday as vocation to rest.

by ILikeBubbleTea123 October 10, 2019