The Venis Flytrap

When you take a hit of weed, blow it into the girls vagina, and have her quief it in your face.

Dude, megan gave me The Venis Flytrap, snd it got me so stoned.

by Yeahhdudee May 27, 2012

Wiki-vention

When in a conversation with friends you check wikipedia for a fact on your smartphone and become so engrossed in unnecessary links (intering the wikipedian loop) related to the original query you withdraw completely from the conversation. So oblivious to your friend’s attempts to reengage you, they resort to sending a text to your phone as the only means to contact you directly and jog you out of your stupor.
AKA the smartphone intervention when IMDB or other sites cause the same withdrawl from actual human social interaction.

Chuck "It's been 10 min since he checked Wikipedia and he hasn't spoken"
Teddy "Looks like he's stuck in a wikipedian loop"
Chuck "I'll text him, it's time for his Wiki-vention"

by Chill-Bot 3000 March 27, 2011

Japanese Vending Machine.

A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.

You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.

by only I really know June 30, 2009

Venting

When an imposter enters or exits a vent in the popular game, Among Us. As only imposters can vent, this is a sure way to find the killer and vote them out.

Guys, it's yellow, I saw them venting in Medbay.

by Rey de Corazónes October 31, 2020

Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

by Rob April 11, 2005

veni vedi vici

literally means "I came, I saw, I conquered" exclaimed by Julius Caesar. Found on all Marlboro cigarette packs

"Veni Vedi Vici" -Marlboro

by McGraw_Fan_05 April 27, 2006

veeti

Finnish name given to faggots.

Guy 1: Do you know Veeti?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such a faggot.

by casualgamer September 22, 2016