Ventura

The only decent city in Ventura County, geared mostly towards the working class and beach bums alike. Ventura is packed with all the retail stores you could need and still has a functioning main street, a rarity in America these days. Ventura does not have a walmart (thank god) but does have a target, kmart, big lots, and pretty much any other superstore that isn't wal mart; including a mall, 3 theaters, and about 20 smoke shops.

Dude, you just kicked my bong and shattered it! Oh well, I'm sure one of the 20 bong shops in Ventura is having a sale..

by kakarotch September 7, 2007

rusty venture

When you jerk off so much you dick gets all red and sore.

Dean gave himself a rusty venture to the thought of Triana ever night.

by ratnest November 26, 2010

Venti

Old man with puffy shorts hes 5000 years old so if you like him yorue mentally ill

X:how did you now I listen to lana del rey??
Y: bitch you're in love with venti 😆😆😆 red flag daddy issiu3s

by Ventiloveromgventimarryme February 6, 2021

Ventoscillate

The act of venting and oscillating simultaneously with/from the butt hole, resulting in a potent gas which WILL permeate throughout the room.

Brett: Dude will you stop venting... it f***ing smells. WOW, and your oscillating at the same time?..... ventoscillating douche!

Jon: Sorry bro I really need to ventoscillate i haven't had a good session in a while!

by BronBorman69 January 8, 2010

venturad

to get an undeserving person voted into office. Much like the Jesse Ventura

the locals just voted a 19 year old in to the mayors office, they got venturad

by Cully54868 April 25, 2010

vental

Angry enough to have a mental breakdown.

The man was vental about everything.

by Genomic Madness April 4, 2019

Ventism

If you’re a Venti you probably are into dragons and can be a complete waste of time. However in the end everybody still thinks your a girl

“Hey did you hear what religion the new kid is?”
“What religion?”
“Ventism”
“Yikes”

by rengokusflaminhotcheetos November 1, 2020