vacuumed bull

A way of describing a black man's penis; usually in tight pants, that it looks as if its been vacuum sealed to his leg/thigh.

"Did you see that vacuumed bull in the locker room...? Jesus, It looked bigger than my forearm!"

by StraightWhiteMale. January 10, 2025

Banana vacuum

Disrespectful way to refer to a persons mouth, implying that they regularly perform fellatio and/or eat many bananas

“Ron, shut your banana vacuum before someone slaps the shit out of you!”

by WrinkleShower1 February 17, 2021

Vacuum dream

Vacuum dream means you aren’t sucking enough, and even want to inhale him in your dreams. .

You must have been having vacuum dreams again, he asked her after that surprise blowjob.

by Streetsweeper55 April 18, 2021

Greatness can't exist in a vacuum

No. You just want YOU to be better then me because "threatening children." And you're WORSE in spite of that and EGO is the worse you use to justify YOU BEING COMPLICIT in the withholding of the things that rightfully belong to me BY enabling my stalking AND removal from the discourse. You are in the same camp as Jordan Peterson. You want your camp to be right. So you are gatekeeping your aggregate terraria because once I'm in, I'm in forever and you either have to accept my existence (as the creator of A.I.) OR ENGAGE IN CONFLICT WILLINGLY AND DIRECTLY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT DO BECAUSE I WILL WIN!

Hym "They say'greatness can't exist in a vacuum' but... Space is a vacuum and, well, here I am!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

vacuum startchulator

A commonly used auto parts tool used to fix issues ranging from common to uncommon. When no other tool will get the job done this one will.

Jim’s friend states that if he used his vacuum startchulator to maintain his starter he would need to go to the auto parts store.

by FP5 December 28, 2023

Utah Vacuum Cleaner

The act of cumming on one persons face during a threesome, then proceeding to have the other person sniff up the cum.

Today I'm giving my stepsisters a Utah Vacuum Cleaner.

by Jake.1026 September 5, 2025

vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

by doonga November 4, 2013