Flying Unicorn

A sexual position that produces almost no pleasure for either of the two participants. A male must insert his testicles (both are mandatory) into the females anal cavity while she is on all fours. Thusly his erect penis will protrude from her cheeks creating the unicorns horn. The man can then spread his arms, or "wings" outwards placing the finishing touches on the flying unicorn.

Kevin elegantly spread his wings atop his glistening steed of a unicorn, who was quite the hot little number, creating the perfect Flying Unicorn.

by Klusky May 15, 2005

unicorn power

flipping someone off with middle finger on forehead

when she was being a bitch i used my unicorn power

by B.A.M.F.ie March 31, 2009

Unicorniversal Soldier

When a Universal Soldier gets a pipe stuck in their forehead mimicking a modern day unicorn.

Dolf Lundgren received a metal pipe to the forehead in Universal Soldier: Regeneration thus transforming him into a Unicorniversal Soldier.

"Jimmy didn't make it back from the mission. He is now a Unicorniversal Soldier."

by dakerd February 20, 2010

unicone

When you go through a fast food drive through and order an ice cream cone. Upon receiving the cone you ask the employee at the window if they believe in unicorns. When they say "no" you stick the ice cream on your forward and yell "belieeevveeeee."

Let's go unicone McDonalds.

by Deweirdo May 8, 2014

Unicorn Magic

When the sex is so majestic and magical.

Kevin came over last night and we made unicorn magic.

by Legitjess July 5, 2016

Unicornology

The study of unicorns and other similar mystical creatures like Pegasus.

I am headed to my class of unicornology.

by Aqualina987 November 21, 2016

unicorn glitter

When two people are having intercourse, while under the influence of acid and wearing unicorn masks.

I was shocked when I walked in on my parents, doing the unicorn glitter.

by Joker_Girl42 December 20, 2016