robot unicorn attack

the definition of FUN. chase your dreams of gliding with dolphins as a robot unicorn that jumps with rainbows and smashes through stars while listening to a very catchy tune that is as hilarious and addictive as the game. after hours of non-top playing you will find yourself singing "open your eyes and see, that your eyes are open"

status update:
reached 100,000 on robot unicorn attack today after 3 hours of game play
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bet you cant beat 123,000 bitch. I chase my dreams better than you on my iphone now

by nasthia861 July 8, 2010

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blown lower unit

when a woman has a droopy vagina

her twat looks like a blown lower unit

by thebigred1 June 23, 2013

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Unity Jr High

Has 2 sides. One is the east side and the other is the west side. West side is for 7th graders and a couple 20 8th graders. The east side has all 8th graders and a few 7th graders. 4 floors in the whole school. Fights daily and lots of drama. People getting oss(out school suspension) ada(alternative day assignment) iss(in school suspension) There is always kids giving shit load of attitude and disrespecting teachers. There is a principal that be looking like chucky and aint no one like her. All the girls are technically hoes because they cheat on they boyfriend. All the boys be fuckboys. They be acting like they all gangster but ain’t shit. Great place if you want to lose your V-card. Get STD’s. School was in the news because there was people smoking weed. Peoples having sex in the bathrooms. Condoms everywhere. Fights. Etc. Everyone smokes and if u aint got good stuff people make fun of you. Just how this school is. WELCOME TO UNITY JR HIGH

Everyone in Unity Jr High be hoes

by udontneedaknowmyname May 6, 2019

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Olivet Nazarene University

A little private christian college in some weird ass named town that starts with a B located an hour south of Chicago. Everyone tries to get married by sophomore year. Close to 90% of the people are sheltered and have never talked to the opposite sex so I guess it works out. All the women are naturally just thick as hell.

"Damn she already gettin married? Does she go to Olivet Nazarene University or something?"

by Humbledbeast52 March 19, 2017

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uniform chaser

A person (usually a woman) who seeks out members of the military, either for sexual purposes or with the intent to get into a paperwork marriage to receive military dependent benefits. Commonly found in towns/cities surrounding military bases/posts. These sorts are attracted to the uniform and the prestige surrounding said uniform as opposed to the person wearing it, resulting in frequent infidelity and high divorce rates within the military.

Soldier 1: Did you hear about what happened to Sarge?
Soldier 2: No, what happened?
Soldier 1: He caught that uniform chaser he got hitched to a few years back banging his brother.
Soldier 2: Poor Sarge...you'd think he'd have known better.

by jepleure November 16, 2009

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Unicorn Skins

Noun: beautiful magical paper carefully carved off of the unicorn itself that is basically just iridescent tissue paper/cellophane that is typically used for shattered glass nails.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE UNICORN SKINS, THEY ARE ALMOST AS AMAZING AS MY HOLO NAIL POLISH.

by Raging HOLOSEXUAL September 12, 2016

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