tickle the undercarriage

sexually stimulate a woman by inserting ones fingers into her vagina and rubbing the clitoris for pleasure

Tim reached up Toyna's skirt tickled her undercarriage during the school dance.

by Pete April 13, 2004

Underwearing

Wearing so few clothes you might as well be wearing only underwear.

Girl: that girl's clothes are so skimpy, she is such a slut
Dude: yeah, love it when girls go around underwearing.
Other dude: yes, girls that underwear as so sexy.

by ChouChou May 8, 2014

underwarez

Inappropriately appropriated gratification; ill-gotten getting off. Derived from underwear, that being the usual location of the pleasure derived from underwarez, and warez.

That is a broad definition. Depending upon circumstances, the specific meaning could be anything from shaking hands with the unemployed, to cheating on your partner, to incest.

Not with your sister, you jerk! That's underwarez!

Don't stick your hand in your underwarez in public!

Stop shopping at the middle school, there's nothing there but underwarez!

by FridgeRaider December 29, 2006

undergarden

The bodily hair around the lower portions of a woman's body.

Girl, you really need to clean up your undergarden before you expect me to eat you out.

by El Cubico November 20, 2010

undercarraige

the area between your sack and arsehole thats is usually an unwholly mess if wearing dirty swimming shorts, net chaffing usually is the main cause of a destructed undercarraige.

show us that talcum powder til i cure the mess in my undercarraige.

my undercarraige is killing me, show us that talcum powder.

i need some talcum powder, my ronnie blunderbarrage is in bits and pieces.

by Conor Gannon August 23, 2007

Underwarelooms

That pair of underware with the holes and stains that you love so much it will stay in your laundry basket until you are dead and your childrens,children will inherit it as part of the family underwarelooms.

That jock strap belonged to your grandfather and these longjohns and pantalooms were also part of your grandmothers underwarelooms.

by ZwordZ July 6, 2008

runderwear

The undergarment worn on the waist to thigh and pelvic region when running, either for exercise, sports, pursuit or evasion. This undergarment absorbs perspiration and holds the genitals intact. It should not be worn continually after running, and should be washed soon afterwards.

"When I finished jogging at the track today, my runderwear were soaking wet and quite pungent!"

by Joefeather May 15, 2013