Thoof

The combination of the two words thicc + oof, also can be dumb thicc or dummy thicc, an especially fat or big oof

Yo my girlfriend just broke up with me
Thoof dude, thoof

by butterycrossiant June 5, 2019

Twoop

Something sara and dee says because they are super dope. It really is a bootleg gang call.

Homie: what should our gang call be?
Homie#2: prolly twoop because it’s gotta be good since sara and dee uses it.

by OhAyHeSoThirsty July 16, 2019

Twood

Slapping a ignorant frat boy so hard you make all his friends leave but you broke the movado.

Shit heads where hitting on my wife so I gave them the Twood. Pussies!

by Brucifer December 30, 2019

Twoop

The act of sitting on the toilet while participating in social media (e.g. Twitter).

Disgruntled wife: Get out of the bathroom! You've been in there for almost an hour.

Husband: Leave me alone, I'm twooping.

by doc7string February 8, 2020

Twoffee

The second coffee you drink although you initially planned to drink only one coffee. Twoffee is the portmanteau word formed from combining two and coffee.

– Would you like a twoffee?
– When I have troubles waking up, I sometimes get a twoffee.
– Mark tries to reduce his coffee consumption but often ends up drinking a twoffee.
– Sorry for being late, I had a twoffee.

by RedTurnip May 11, 2020

Twofold stress

When two things are stressing you out at the same time.

Dan: "Bro u okay?"
Aaron: "Dude I got finals and I'm in a bad group, I got twofold stress, it sucks..."
Dan: "Twofold what?"

by gibustheinfamous May 19, 2020

Toofty

Someone who wears '90s clothes and vans, is slightly 'mental' and does dumb shit. They usually like skating or mountain biking. Based on the biker of the same name in the 1997 biking film 'Chainspotting'.

Person 1: Wow, hes mental in't he!
Person 2: He's a right and proper Toofty!

by maXim_beEfus June 18, 2020