Sam Titzer

A degenerate bookie who has suffered from gambling addiction and is trying to break even from his bi-weekly paychecks at the local car wash and bonuses from his illegal gambling website.

Dude this kid Sam Titzer is such a degenerate he sold his soul to the slot machines.

by ghat January 17, 2023

miner's twitch

A term for the muscular twitch, miming the action of using a mining pick, experienced by players of the incredibly addictive computer game Minecraft after they stop playing. The only cure is more Minecraft.

Miner's twitch... need... to... mine... mine... not... deep... enough...

by lowercasename October 21, 2010

leave em twitchin

Meaning to shoot or stab someone until they convulse or “Twitch”

If a nigga snitchin we leave em twitchin’, gang gang gang

by Minute-man July 10, 2020

South Jersey Nut Twitch

In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.

I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.

by juckerafison December 17, 2020

Twitchmaster Flex

A nickname for someone that twitches, or is really fidgety.

Man, he was fidgeting with his lighter all day, hes a Twitchmaster Flex.

by Mazzocchi November 7, 2005

Twit-Shitting

The act of Twittering whilst on the toilet.

Hey guys, I'm totally twit-shitting.

by nicko236 April 5, 2009

Twit Twitching

When you have tweeting withdrawal due to being occupied by something like being at work, on an airplane, or somewhere you cant get on the internet...

(Shaking) OMG!!! The internet went out and I've missed 75 tweets in the last 3 minutes... Im twit twitching.

by Dj Jazzy Jess & Snoopy December 14, 2009