twisted pork

You have a twisted pork
by mudguard April 07, 2014
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Twist it up

One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."

When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.
Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.
by juicybooty92 February 02, 2021
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uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019
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Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.
Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”
by PandaChicken March 16, 2018
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twisty twist

WHEN THAT GIRL GIVES YOU THAT GOOD SUCCCCC!!!!!!!!
DAMN MR. JONHSON.... DID SHE GIVE YOU THAT TWISTY TWIST AT DA CLUB
by mark of the J November 14, 2017
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Twat twist

A Twat Twist is the point in a pornographic film when the male is banging one girl, then the scene breaks and returns to the same male who is now banging a new girl. #twattwist
Did you catch that twat twist where he switched from banging the girl to her mom?!
by MeganWillyDillyDilly March 29, 2018
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slap and twist

When the girl is about to orgasm from sex you slap her in the face and then twist her nipples.
(usually used as a sexual enhancement.)
Just before Jill climaxed under Jack, Jack enhanced her orgasm with the ol' slap and twist!
by R2-DQ February 09, 2010
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