Any day when one luckily finds a $20 dollar bill in a public location before any other indvidual can get his/her greasy fingers on said bill. A floor-twenty discovery is followed by rushing out of the public location, cackling like a mental patient just off thorazine.
I had to cough up $13 for my herp' prescription, but then I saw a floor-twenty and scooped it up post haste.
by spiny norman August 31, 2012
Get the Floor-Twentymug. by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
Get the twenty pounds of crackmug. Second perfect number, 7th step squad— I mean, triangular number (darn it). Best number of all time.
Thought process: “Twenty-Eight is really really cool”
Other one: “You mean the number, or the numberblock??”
Thought process: “Both of them”
Other one: “Both of them are huge understatements, Thought process.”
Other one: “You mean the number, or the numberblock??”
Thought process: “Both of them”
Other one: “Both of them are huge understatements, Thought process.”
by Clam bells March 4, 2024
Get the Twenty-Eightmug. My boss pulled a one twenty on me. I turned up for a meeting that they organised and they told me after they forgot all about it and will have to rebook
by Cartlings29 March 29, 2019
Get the One Twentymug. 
by Stinkyking March 25, 2024
Get the March twenty 5thmug. 