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Twat

the t.w.a.t. is an acronym for "the totally wicked awesome tour" that recently concluded. headlined by the all-american rejects and supported by limbeck and motion city soundtrack, it was, in fact totally wicked and awesome. it took place in the united kingdom in november 2003.
i went to the 21 nov show at the london astoria to see the second-to-last night of the t.w.a.t. it was fucking insane! and tyson ritter is damn fine...
by kat January 6, 2007
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Twatted

Twatted:appended to#13 Twitter on the shitter (by either or both sexes).Implied meaning becomes an addiction to Twitter to the extent of spending way too much time on it.
Ass Demons couldn't keep me from Twitter,so I twatted to my heart's content.
by jlehane3 May 4, 2009
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twats

twats in tff guessing retarded questions again like they are going to win money! sad! get a life geeks!
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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Snap Twat

A fuckwit who sends a stupid picture of themselves naked or in a compromising position to someone on Snapchat. The person who received the picture, makes a copy and posts it on YouTube where it goes viral. For the idiot who sent the picture in the first place there are two possible options suicide or emigration to somewhere where there is no internet connection.
“Malcolm sent a picture of his dick to Mary, her bloke saw it, copied it and posted it on YouTube, over 4 million hits so far.”
“I always new Malcolm was a twat, but now he’s a snap twat as well.”
by AKACroatalin December 3, 2015
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Patchy Twat

1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.

2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.

3. Generally a shite eventer.
Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”

Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”

Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”
by ShiteEventer December 12, 2020
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Plot Twat

Something said when plot twist is drunkenly mispronounced.
So I was at the bar and plot twat, I mean oops, plot twist.
by Dagnol January 5, 2020
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Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.
Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.
by Yeti78 September 3, 2013
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