Twat

The person who is reading or using this right now

you are a Twat

by Sparkyfam9000 February 25, 2020

Twat

1) American slang for vagina

2) UK slang for idiot

For USA, see vagina or pussy

*English man walks into an American bar*

E: Hiya, can I get a beer for my mate?
A: We don't serve beer
E: You twats!
A: WHAT DID YOU CALL US???!!

by PENISENVYR February 14, 2012

Twat

People whose tweets are lame, moronic, or believe the most unimportant minutia needs to be shared w/the world should be called "Twats"

Tweet: Had a drink of water

Tweet: Eating a sandwich

Tweet: bored

All of these tweets are examples of Twats

by TheRavenEffect April 25, 2010

Twat

1.) a good word to call an ex girlfriend
2.) a stupid hoe
3.) girl who likes a lot of dick....at once.

my ex girlfriend pauline, is a slutty twat.

by snikrliker May 27, 2011

Twat

The female vagina. Also known as pussy,vagina,the pink, and straight mens best friend.

I would love to get some twat tonight.

by BiG_Lu June 7, 2009

Twat

the t.w.a.t. is an acronym for "the totally wicked awesome tour" that recently concluded. headlined by the all-american rejects and supported by limbeck and motion city soundtrack, it was, in fact totally wicked and awesome. it took place in the united kingdom in november 2003.

i went to the 21 nov show at the london astoria to see the second-to-last night of the t.w.a.t. it was fucking insane! and tyson ritter is damn fine...

by kat January 6, 2007

Twatted

Twatted:appended to#13 Twitter on the shitter (by either or both sexes).Implied meaning becomes an addiction to Twitter to the extent of spending way too much time on it.

Ass Demons couldn't keep me from Twitter,so I twatted to my heart's content.

by jlehane3 May 4, 2009