Darin Turner

He is a FAT ASS !!!!UGLY MINGER U NEEDS TO GET SOME MATES!!!!!! THE BATTY

Fat Ass who cant fit through a barn door

by Will Sinclair March 14, 2004

Turners Lizard Zombie

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.

Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."

by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009

Holdan Turner

The sweetest,cutest,funniest guy ever who likes rock music and can play the geetar and they best guy period

Hey do you know that Holdan Turner guy? Yeah what about him? I love him!!!

by suzie Q November 10, 2003

richard turner

(1) Git
(2) Man (or transexual) with all the personality traits of a dead wasp

Oh look! I've just stepped in a pile of Rich

by Russell Pilfold March 24, 2004

page turner

extremely massive cock

jesus! check out charles' page turner! i'd love to wrap my kisser around that.

by lethal weapons November 26, 2007

Turner Tub Thumper

Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.

CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES

That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.

If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper

by Buck Whittaker June 29, 2009

Timmy Turner Tickle Time

Timmy Turner Tickle Time is the name for tickle time on tuesdays at 10am where Timmy goes around tickling people

Henry: Oh No! It's Timmy Turner Tickle Time! Everyone run for their lives!

by Mike_Oxlong101 November 3, 2020