wrinkled brown trout

A piece of fecal matter distinguished by its length to girth ratio of 4:1 or greater and having a wrinkled texture, typically associated with insufficient hydration.

That wrinkled brown trout I dropped looked good enough to eat.

by Joshua K May 17, 2006

Trouting

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tail between a girls thighs.

I started trouting and salmoning that sexy girl to get her in the mood.

by elecob July 26, 2012

Trout

A polite-society replacement for the typically British insult 'twat'; for use in situations where the original would be inappropriate, for example when speaking to the queen, or for when you don't wish the person being insulted to be immediately aware. May also be written and pronounced 'traat'.

Dave: You met that guy Jim?

Boris: Yeah, the bloke's a total trout.

by The Noceros February 15, 2010

trouted

to not be sober (on drugs, alcohol, mentally unstable)

I went out will Bill last night and we got absolutely trouted

by mrtoadicantbelieve May 7, 2011

trout apples

crunchy like an apple and smells like fish-
putting an apple in a womans vagina for 24 hrs then taking it out putting it on a stick and eating it

that bitch smells like trout apples

that girl makes good trout apples

by fanballer August 25, 2011

trout

1.every bad;insulting word you can call a girl.
2.a girl that dont put out.
3.a kind of fish

i hate that girl.shes a trout.

by tahani m May 2, 2008

Trouty

Really Fucked up, very drunk. Wasted.

Hey Mike Tom, you tryin to get trouty tonight?

by sosa961 April 23, 2011